We have watched this and watched it and still think something is spooky about the way that bear is waving like a maniac. We have seen quite a bit of bizarre animal news this week from ravenous cow eating mice to a cat who inherited $14 million. This video however, is probably the most bizarre in that, well, it’s a waving grizzly bear. We know nothing else about it. [Read more...]
Thieves Steal a Truck Load of Margarine, Literally
December 14, 2011 By Leave a Comment
A thief has literally stolen an entire truck filled with margarine (it’s not butter). Apparently, a trailer carrying $50,000 worth of margarine was stolen from a truck stop in Elks Run, Iowa which is near Cedar Falls which is where the infamous Hamburglar recently when on a fast food rampage. Why would someone steal that much margarine you ask? Nobody has any idea. [Read more...]
Protester Wears Glee Shirt While at Anti-Gay Rally
December 13, 2011 By Leave a Comment
A member of the infamous Westboro Baptist Church has committed a fashion faux pas so severe that it may actually cost her an eternal life in heterosexual heaven. Apparently, she “told [the photographer] she didn’t know anything about the shirt, but that her sister gave it to her when they headed out this morning.” according to Buzzfeed. You have undoubtedly heard of the Westboro Baptist Church before. They are the people who protest at soldiers’ funerals (gay or straight) and everywhere else they can find with signs that read “God Hates Fags”, “God Hates America”, etc. [Read more...]
West Virginia Strip Club to Become a Church (Video)
December 13, 2011 By Leave a Comment
The Pink Pony was a house of sin but it will soon be a house of God, at least that is the thinking of a local church group who is purchasing the club and turning it around. The strip club, which is located in Cross Lanes, West Viriginia, has a seedy history. In 2003, a Powerball winner by the name of Jack Whitaker, for reasons nobody will ever understand, was carrying $500,000 when he walked into the club. He was drugged and robbed. That is also the same year the strip club lost its liquor license which spells death to any adult venue. This is not the only strip club in the news. The Admiral Theater recently made news for accepting donated toys for free lap dances. [Read more...]
Mayor of San Juan Sends Out Strangest Christmas Card You Will Ever See
December 12, 2011 By Leave a Comment
The mayor of San Juan, Puerto Rico has sent out a baffling Christmas card which displays his family standing behind a stuffed Jaguar killing a Gazelle (or is that an antelope?). The Christmas card reads, in English, “May this Christmas Illuminate Your Dream” and features the official seal of San Juan, Puerto Rico. Behind the animal violence, stands a mundane, smiling family. To the left of the Cheetah, we see the youngest child with a perplexing grin on her face. [Read more...]
Watch a Cockatoo Sing the Super Mario Theme Song (Video)
December 12, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Togepi the cockatiel can sing the hell out of some Mario. Cockatiels are like parrots in that they are very adept at mimicking sounds and even songs, in this case. How on earth this happens is a mystery. Do the owners play THAT much Mario? Did they coach it? It’s all a mystery to us but it’s awesome nonetheless. [Read more...]
Naked Car Thief Chased Down by Police Dog (Video)
December 12, 2011 By Leave a Comment
A naked criminal who had stolen a Hummer limo who was chased down police dogs in Whittier, California. Apparently, he was wearing clothes when he stole the vehicle but was completely naked when he emerged. Being naked did him no favors when being chased by the dog though, as there was no clothing to tug on. [Read more...]
Burger King Rap Commercial from Mother Russia (Video)
December 12, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Once you start watching it, you can’t stop. It is like watching an alternate universe filled with 80s fashion and crash zooms to fat faces eating whoppers. Not knowing what in the world they are actually rapping about probably makes the commercial even better. The flames in the background do give the whole commercial a demonic quality that is sorely missing from stateside TV. [Read more...]
Craziest Texting While Driving Video You Will Ever See (Video)
December 11, 2011 By Leave a Comment
This is the most insane example of texting while driving that has ever been seen by anyone, we are fully confident. The man in this video, which was taken in India, is reclined on a motorcycle at high speed while texting like a maniac. The man is being passed on both sides, while driving between lanes. We are not even sure if he is steering that damn thing. [Read more...]