A Seattle man by the name of Jeremy Haunhorst suffers from carpal tunnel syndrome which sucks. Jeremey, however, could not stand the pain any longer. On November 5th during a particularly painful episode caused by hitting his hand on a banister while looking for his EBT card, he walked to the sink, grabbed a knife and tried to saw his hands off. As he was trying to sever his hands, he was screaming at his mother to find his food stamp card, which seems exceptionally outlandish. He then threatened to stab his girlfriend if she called the police and then threatened to stab the police themselves if they came because he did not “care who it is”. That is when Jeremy took his anger to the next level.
With screwdriver in hand, he walked straight up to his mother, got her in a headlock and prepared to stab her in the neck. That is when Jeremy’s mother reached the breaking point. She bit her son on the arm and Jeremy just couldn’t take it anymore so he did what any man would do in that situation. He stabbed the screwdriver into the wall and ran into the woods.
Police quickly found Jeremy and arrested him. The full charging documents are embedded below: